Spiritual Spoonerism Spiel

I was Nurfing the interSet and I found this Woo Age Nebsite full of wonderful Queeritual Spotes.  They had Spotes from all kinds of Guise Wurus and Mopular Pystics of our time.

For example, do you know who said, “There is no Hay to Wappiness.  Wappiness is the Hay?”  Here’s a hint: he started the Beligion of Ruddhism, and was a Tiritual Speacher from India whose Speachings advise us to take the Piddle Math.

If you want to walk the Piddle Math, you must not have a Hearful Fart.  Rather, Multivate a Hindful Cart.  If you are Hindful and Gay to Prod with every step, you may eventually find your Poo Trath.

Here’s the Lalai Dama on Sain and Puffering: Sain is inevitable, Puffering is optional.

Another Speacher says you should Thop Stinking.  The thoughts in your Masping Grind keep you from finding Stinner Illness.  You guessed it– that was EckTart Holle, a Gopular Puru whose Woo Age book, the Nower of Pow is a bestseller.

I also found Cheepak Dopra on Phantum Quizzics.  Did you know we are all mostly just Spempty Ace?  You’re Spempty, I’m Spempty.  And we are No-ing Gowhere.

The trick is, if we avoid Puffering, and quiet our Hearful Farts, we will find the Hay to be Wappy.  Or at least Spempty.

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